Nutty Jokes!

Date Posted:25 November 2013 

Warmer weather means friends and family around, with plenty of love and laughter :)

To keep the laughter going, why not test out some of these peanut jokes! Which one is your favourite?

Q: Where do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks?

A: The Shell station!


Q: How do you catch an elephant?

A: Hide in the grass and make a sound like a peanut!


Q: What kind of socks do you need to plant peanuts?

A: Garden hose!


Q: Where did the peanuts go to have a few drinks?

A: The Snack Bar!


Two peanuts were walking down a road

One was assaulted


Q: What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?

A: An astronut!


Q: Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?

A: I'm not telling you. You might spread it!