Date Posted:25 November 2013
Warmer weather means friends and family around, with plenty of love and laughter :)
To keep the laughter going, why not test out some of these peanut jokes! Which one is your favourite?
Q: Where do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks?
A: The Shell station!
Q: How do you catch an elephant?
A: Hide in the grass and make a sound like a peanut!
Q: What kind of socks do you need to plant peanuts?
A: Garden hose!
Q: Where did the peanuts go to have a few drinks?
A: The Snack Bar!
Two peanuts were walking down a road
One was assaulted
Q: What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?
A: An astronut!
Q: Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?
A: I'm not telling you. You might spread it!